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Farming Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 How are you feeling?
- |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...Read the whole joke
540 Rating:0 | Voted:2
2 Horse pulls the car
- |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...Read the whole joke
470 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Mother-in-law killed
- |A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection o...Read the whole joke
428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Try to grow chickens
- |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Eat the watermelons
- |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...Read the whole joke
456 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Amazing talking cow
- |A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...Read the whole joke
439 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Politicians accident
- |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ...Read the whole joke
461 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Ploughing the land
- |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke
511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Texan farmer travels
- |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...Read the whole joke
521 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Very hostile farmer
- |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...Read the whole joke
421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Visiting a rural farm
- |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke
502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Dem' smart city folk
- |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer ...Read the whole joke
474 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Bug flew into a barn
- |A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ...Read the whole joke
450 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Helping your father
- |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke
500 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Giving away a horse
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke
425 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Lacking all religion
- |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...Read the whole joke
483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Gathering chickens
- |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted...Read the whole joke
428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Winning Nobel prize
- |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field...Read the whole joke
464 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Pig misunderstanding
- |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Celebrating an event
- |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf...Read the whole joke
470 Rating:0 | Voted:6
21 How are you doing?
- |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...Read the whole joke
463 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 I flattened your cat
- |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke
439 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Settling a cow case
- |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Wife isn't in the car
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke
460 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 How are you feeling?
- |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 540 Rating:2 | Voted:1
2 Pig misunderstanding
- |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Texan farmer travels
- |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 521 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Ploughing the land
- |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Visiting a rural farm
- |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 502 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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