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Hits 
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1 
The fate of marriages  It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes tha...Read the whole joke 
510 

2 
Purchasing the shoes  A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke 
531 

3 
Reducing travel risk  There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke 
600 

4 
Statistical oneliners  A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke 
628 

5 
Misunderstood people  1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke 
602 

6 
Risk of plane bombs  A mathematician and a nonmathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke 
545 

7 
Worries while flying  Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke 
500 

8 
The results of statistics  . Ten percent of all car thieves are lefthanded2. All polar bears are lefthanded3. If your car is...Read the whole joke 
524 

9 
Answering machine  Hello, this is probably 4389012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke 
606 

10 
The birthday study  It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who ce...Read the whole joke 
596 

11 
The math oneliners  Math problems? Call 1800[(10x)(13i)^2][sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity  inf...Read the whole joke 
552 

12 
Story about infinity  A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, e...Read the whole joke 
572 

13 
Debate about the box  An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fencedin area for some sheep,...Read the whole joke 
506 

14 
Two plus two is five  "First and above all he was a logician. At least thirtyfive years of the halfcentury or so of his...Read the whole joke 
511 

15 
Refrigerate elephants  Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine t...Read the whole joke 
481 

16 
Math is turning bad  "Psst, c'mere," said the shiftyeyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke 
510 

17 
Crocodile is longer  Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...Read the whole joke 
527 

18 
One equal to one half  Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can rewrite the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+.....Read the whole joke 
528 

19 
Proof E equal to one  Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2...Read the whole joke 
534 

20 
Log negative one zero  Theorem: log(1) = 0Proof:a. log[(1)^2] = 2 * log(1)On the other hand:b. log[(1)^2] = log(1) = 0...Read the whole joke 
580 

21 
One is negative one  Theorem: 1 = 1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(1 * 1) = sqrt(1) * sqrt(1) = 1^ = 1Also one can dispro...Read the whole joke 
505 

22 
All numbers are equal  Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke 
575 

23 
Four is equal to five  Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:20 = 2016  36 = 25  454^2  9*4 = 5^2  9*54^2  9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2  9*5 + 8...Read the whole joke 
472 

24 
One plus one are two  Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n  2) = n(2n  2)n(2n  2)  n(2n  2) = 0(n  n)(2n  2) = 02n(n  n) ...Read the whole joke 
518 

25 
N equals N plus one  Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2  (2n+1) = n^2Substract n...Read the whole joke 
505 

26 
Dollars equal ten cents  Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cen...Read the whole joke 
535 

27 
Dollars equal cents  Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...Read the whole joke 
585 
