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Men Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 The Wrong Way
- As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke
546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Friends
- Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...Read the whole joke
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3 seconds to live
- Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke
528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Gonna Get Lucky
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke
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5 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
458 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 what would happen if your dog's...
- Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homewo...Read the whole joke
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7 Computer Diagnosis
- One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke
455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Men Don't Like Safe Sex
- What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke
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9 Men Are Like Toilets..
- Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke
562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
- 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke
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11 Sewage, Oh no
- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke
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12 Men say the smartest things when...
- Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke
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13 sperm
- Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke
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14 blonde
- Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke
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15 50-50 relationship
- What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke
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16 why
- Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!...Read the whole joke
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17 what men hear when women speak
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke
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18 men chasing women
- Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke
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19 Black widow spiders
- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke
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20 Men at 35..
- A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....Read the whole joke
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21 Men and blondes
- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke
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22 About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke
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23 Ears lookin at you!
- A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...Read the whole joke
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24 New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke
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25 Women vs. Dogs
- Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back ...Read the whole joke
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26 The 2 P's
- What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...Read the whole joke
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27 If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Men Are Like Toilets..
- Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The Wrong Way
- As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Black widow spiders
- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 seconds to live
- Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 528 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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