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Title |
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Rating |
| 1 |
The Cow and the Chicken
- So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
1554 |
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| 2 |
Math
- Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke |
1543 |
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| 3 |
God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
2759 |
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| 4 |
Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
1834 |
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| 5 |
Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
1901 |
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| 6 |
Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
2842 |
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| 7 |
Bigfoot
- Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke |
1517 |
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| 8 |
You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
2984 |
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| 9 |
Chinese and Spielberg
- A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
1608 |
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| 10 |
A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
1614 |
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| 11 |
Whats the diffrence
- whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke |
1573 |
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| 12 |
.....olympics
- Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke |
1657 |
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| 13 |
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
- There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke |
1699 |
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| 14 |
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
- 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke |
1670 |
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| 15 |
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
- 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke |
1652 |
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| 16 |
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
- 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke |
1632 |
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| 17 |
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke |
1731 |
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| 18 |
You know you drink too much coffee when...
- 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke |
1542 |
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| 19 |
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke |
1614 |
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| 20 |
You Know You're Out Of College When...
- 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke |
1652 |
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| 21 |
10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
- 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke |
1645 |
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| 22 |
Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke |
1753 |
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| 23 |
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
- A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke |
1540 |
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| 24 |
irish ... light bulb joke
- How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...Read the whole joke |
1626 |
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| 25 |
Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke |
1855 |
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| 26 |
What's on your back?
- A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke |
1460 |
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| 27 |
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
- Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke |
1658 |
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