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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
1060 Rating:0 | Voted:10
2 Where in earth have you been!
- |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 make a glow worm happy
- |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
485 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 which end of a worm is which
- |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke
511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 police glow worm
- |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke
492 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Noah's Ark in an apple
- |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke
479 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The Apple Corps!
- |What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke
446 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 worm's favorite band
- |What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!...Read the whole joke
490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Boring!
- |What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke
468 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What's a glow worms favorite song?
- |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke
464 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
550 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Worm your way out of that one!
- |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A light meal!
- |What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...Read the whole joke
489 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Because they're wrigleys!
- |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke
477 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Light ale!
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke
459 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Have you ever tried worm pie?
- |What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...Read the whole joke
495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Sleep late!
- |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke
478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke
468 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 They can lighten your load!
- |Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...Read the whole joke
462 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What did the maggot say to another?
- |What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke
449 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A dirty kid!
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke
472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 It's been nice gnawing you!
- |What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke
477 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 cross a worm and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 The scum of the earth!
- |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1060 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 550 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 527 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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