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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	How slime flies! - \|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke	701
2	A snail with a housing problem! - \|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke	696
3	About one mile a day! - \|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke	697
4	I'll get you next slime! - \|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke	664
5	Reptiles! - \|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke	697
6	In the croakroom! - \|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke	683
7	He simply croaked! - \|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke	693
8	A croak and dagger agent! - \|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke	724
9	Lollihops! - \|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke	691
10	At the spawn shop! - \|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke	688
11	He had his own frog horn! - \|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke	639
12	Hop-scotch! - \|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke	738
13	Lily! - \|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke	667
14	A tadpole! - \|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke	709
15	Whats the world weakest animal? - \|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke	681
16	Morse toad! - \|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke	670
17	Hop on! - \|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke	670
18	A hot frog! - \|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke	650
19	Where do frogs keep their treasure? - \|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke	726
20	tadpole feel lonely - \|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke	685
21	Hoppalong Cassidy! - \|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke	693
22	Wart's new! - \|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke	673
23	You'll croak in no time! - \|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke	704
24	chameleon's motto - \|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke	706
25	cross a frog with some mist - \|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke	756
26	An old croak! - \|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke	626
27	Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? - \|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke	713

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1939
2	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1375
3	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1353
4	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1300
5	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1298

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