| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
It's croak-et!
- |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke |
744 |
 |
| 2 |
Hide and squeak!
- |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
784 |
|
| 3 |
Hard cheese!
- |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 4 |
Why do mice have long tails?
- |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke |
756 |
|
| 5 |
A mouse organ!
- |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke |
770 |
|
| 6 |
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
- |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke |
801 |
|
| 7 |
play bingo
- |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke |
765 |
|
| 8 |
Because they squeak!
- |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke |
758 |
|
| 9 |
What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke |
828 |
|
| 10 |
Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke |
783 |
|
| 11 |
Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
839 |
|
| 12 |
Mickey Moose!
- |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
770 |
|
| 13 |
With a mouse warming party
- |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke |
750 |
|
| 14 |
A mouse sandwich!
- |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke |
799 |
|
| 15 |
mouse's favorite record?
- |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke |
719 |
|
| 16 |
Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
738 |
|
| 17 |
Mouse code!
- |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
805 |
|
| 18 |
For some light refreshment!
- |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
788 |
|
| 19 |
A mouse-tache!
- |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
778 |
|
| 20 |
A gerbil shepherd dog!
- |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke |
804 |
|
| 21 |
Is there a mouse in the house?
- |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke |
764 |
|
| 22 |
A thin mouse!
- |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke |
803 |
|
| 23 |
When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke |
757 |
|
| 24 |
A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
743 |
|
| 25 |
Three blind mice!
- |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke |
758 |
|
| 26 |
Mousework!
- |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke |
707 |
|
| 27 |
Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
764 |
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