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Kids Jokes
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mosquito and a fly
- |What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...
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A morese-quito!
- |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...
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A mosque-ito!
- |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...
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tough mosquito
- |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...
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Insect's favorite game
- |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!...
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insects are so clever
- |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!...
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Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...
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713
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A pool table?
- |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...
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He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...
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A rubbish bin!
- |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...
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725
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stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...
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Where would you put an injured insect?
- |Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...
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633
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Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
- |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...
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Grasshopper than a cricket
- |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crick...
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grasshopper with no legs
- |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...
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What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...
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Why did the fly fly?
- |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...
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between a fly and a bird
- |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...
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They where playing for the cup
- |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...
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He was light fingered!
- |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...
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Which fly makes films?
- |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...
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snap, crackle and pop
- |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...
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Got to glow now!
- |What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...
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keep flies out of the kitchen
- |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...
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5 flies in the kitchen
- |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...
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How do fireflies start a race
- |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...
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Popular Kids Jokes
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stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...
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He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...
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1375
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Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...
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1353
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A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...
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looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...
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