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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Flea jokes 02
- |What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Flea jokes 01
- |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What i...Read the whole joke
589 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Fish jokes 06
- |Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke
595 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Fish jokes 05
- |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...Read the whole joke
537 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Fish jokes 04
- |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...Read the whole joke
603 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Fish jokes 03
- |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...Read the whole joke
625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Fish jokes 02
- |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke
575 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Fish jokes 01
- |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke
630 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Farm jokes 10
- |Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you...Read the whole joke
618 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Farm jokes 09
- |Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...Read the whole joke
540 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Farm jokes 08
- |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Farm jokes 07
- |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke
583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Farm jokes 06
- |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke
549 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Farm jokes 05
- |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke
564 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Farm jokes 04
- |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke
611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Farm jokes 03
- |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke
535 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Farm jokes 02
- |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke
537 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Farm jokes 01
- |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke
551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Elephant jokes 14
- |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke
558 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Elephant jokes 13
- |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke
569 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Elephant jokes 12
- |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke
560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Elephant jokes 11
- |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke
560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Elephant jokes 10
- |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...Read the whole joke
573 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Elephant jokes 09
- |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Elephant jokes 08
- |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Elephant jokes 07
- |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke
596 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Elephant jokes 06
- |What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...Read the whole joke
634 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1766 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1186 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1146 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1138 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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