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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?You get very lumpy ice cream!What kind of elephants live in Antartica?Cold ones!How do you fit five elephants into a car?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!How does an elephant get out of a small car?The same way that he got in!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!
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