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Medicine Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Can't remember
- Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...Read the whole joke
494 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
- This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
488 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Fred Dingaling
- Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke
507 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Broken leg
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke
455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
608 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
657 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
981 Rating:0 | Voted:5
9 What should you give a man who has everything?
- What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The evils of marijuana
- A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke
492 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Who's got my pen?
- A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke
529 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
- John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke
562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke
521 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke
538 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
- A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke
519 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What's the definition of bravery?
- What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke
460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 How do dentists become brain surgeons?
- How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The patient came into the doctor's office...
- The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke
499 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Pneumonia
- A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke
477 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A serious condition
- A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke
589 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
- Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Saving one of them
- Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
- A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke
528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
- An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
- Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 981 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 657 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 608 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 592 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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