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Medicine Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
- The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa...Read the whole joke
284 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 At a dentist's
- Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
- A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofuck...Read the whole joke
401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Perfectly normal
- "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the ps...Read the whole joke
408 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 After years of psychotherapy...
- After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Most dentists chairs go up and down...
- Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "...Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Don't you just hate it when...
- Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling...Read the whole joke
282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A man went to the doctor for a check up...
- A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...Read the whole joke
287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke
298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A woman visits her physician...
- A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:8
12 The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
- The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A young lady walks into a doctors office...
- A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Docto...Read the whole joke
517 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A mute was walking down the street one day...
- A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign la...Read the whole joke
271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke
367 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
- Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke
293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
- Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an append...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 This woman goes into a dentist's office...
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
- A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke
281 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke
359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...Read the whole joke
292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
- One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it o...Read the whole joke
472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke
346 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Five penises
- A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Goo...Read the whole joke
291 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
- Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A memory problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lon...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1148 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 819 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 817 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 745 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A serious condition
- A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 737 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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