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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Can't remember
- Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
 |
| 2 |
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
- This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
1195 |
|
| 3 |
Fred Dingaling
- Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke |
1284 |
|
| 4 |
Broken leg
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke |
1160 |
|
| 5 |
Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke |
1460 |
|
| 6 |
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
1419 |
|
| 7 |
Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke |
1398 |
|
| 8 |
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
1722 |
|
| 9 |
What should you give a man who has everything?
- What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
|
| 10 |
The evils of marijuana
- A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke |
1218 |
|
| 11 |
Who's got my pen?
- A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke |
1208 |
|
| 12 |
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke |
1229 |
|
| 13 |
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
- John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
|
| 14 |
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke |
1273 |
|
| 15 |
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke |
1229 |
|
| 16 |
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
- A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke |
1218 |
|
| 17 |
What's the definition of bravery?
- What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke |
1134 |
|
| 18 |
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke |
1345 |
|
| 19 |
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
- How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke |
1213 |
|
| 20 |
The patient came into the doctor's office...
- The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke |
1229 |
|
| 21 |
Pneumonia
- A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
|
| 22 |
A serious condition
- A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke |
1303 |
|
| 23 |
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
- Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke |
1309 |
|
| 24 |
Saving one of them
- Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
|
| 25 |
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
- A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke |
1228 |
|
| 26 |
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
- An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke |
1195 |
|
| 27 |
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
- Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke |
1296 |
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