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Medicine Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 No problem
- A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke
363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 No symptoms
- Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke
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3 Just in case
- "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke
417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke
368 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Good news
- Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke
336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
- Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke
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7 It is worth trying
- A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke
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8 Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke
397 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
- Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke
385 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke
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11 From the life of the insane
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke
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12 A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke
432 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
- She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke
264 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A stuttering problem
- A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke
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15 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke
379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
- I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke
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18 A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke
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19 A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke
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20 ...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke
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21 Life is precious
- So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke
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22 A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke
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24 Freudian Slip
- Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke
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25 A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke
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26 A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1152 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 823 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 821 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 748 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A serious condition
- A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 740 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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