| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
No problem
- A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke |
710 |
 |
| 2 |
No symptoms
- Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke |
628 |
|
| 3 |
Just in case
- "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke |
759 |
|
| 4 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke |
731 |
|
| 5 |
Good news
- Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
690 |
|
| 6 |
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
- Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke |
768 |
|
| 7 |
It is worth trying
- A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke |
685 |
|
| 8 |
Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 9 |
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
- Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke |
767 |
|
| 10 |
Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke |
736 |
|
| 11 |
From the life of the insane
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
611 |
|
| 12 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
807 |
|
| 13 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
- She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
606 |
|
| 14 |
A stuttering problem
- A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
656 |
|
| 15 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke |
736 |
|
| 16 |
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
- I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...Read the whole joke |
656 |
|
| 17 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
719 |
|
| 18 |
A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke |
690 |
|
| 19 |
A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
707 |
|
| 20 |
...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
703 |
|
| 21 |
Life is precious
- So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke |
705 |
|
| 22 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke |
727 |
|
| 23 |
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke |
678 |
|
| 24 |
Freudian Slip
- Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
705 |
|
| 25 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
642 |
|
| 26 |
A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 27 |
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke |
669 |
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