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Medicine Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Some problems
- A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approach...Read the whole joke
577 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 My heart set...
- A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...Read the whole joke
658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Benefits of having Alzheimer's
- Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new frien...Read the whole joke
647 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Psychoanalysis
- One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...Read the whole joke
667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 HEGS
- The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination...Read the whole joke
732 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 There was this man in a mental hospital...
- There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke
636 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A midget walks into the doctors and says...
- A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke
671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
- A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke
606 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke
733 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
- This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
- Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke
647 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
- What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke
596 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke
602 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's a definition of a gynecologist?
- What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke
651 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke
746 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
- Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke
747 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
- Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke
693 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Serious desease
- A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke
649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
- After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke
614 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke
620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke
701 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
- A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke
706 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke
664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A folk remedy
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke
641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A psychology student at a local university...
- A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke
628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
- Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke
675 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1641 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Not a foot
- An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1241 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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