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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Some problems - A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approach...Read the whole joke |
632 |
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2 |
My heart set... - A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...Read the whole joke |
748 |
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3 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's - Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new frien...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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4 |
Psychoanalysis - One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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5 |
HEGS - The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination...Read the whole joke |
802 |
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6 |
There was this man in a mental hospital... - There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke |
687 |
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7 |
A midget walks into the doctors and says... - A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke |
731 |
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8 |
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried... - A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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9 |
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man... - A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke |
792 |
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10 |
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a... - This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke |
648 |
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11 |
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? - Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke |
706 |
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12 |
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke |
680 |
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13 |
A girl goes to the doctor... - A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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14 |
What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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15 |
A man walks into a doctor's office with a... - A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke |
682 |
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16 |
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... - A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke |
798 |
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17 |
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't... - Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke |
830 |
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18 |
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office... - Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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19 |
Serious desease - A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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20 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought... - After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
685 |
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21 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic... - The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
678 |
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22 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says... - A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke |
758 |
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23 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem... - A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
769 |
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24 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke |
724 |
|
25 |
A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke |
722 |
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26 |
A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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27 |
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling... - Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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