| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
I often feel guilty
- |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke |
2178 |
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| 2 |
Better relationship
- |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...Read the whole joke |
1926 |
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| 3 |
Doctors meeting
- |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
1973 |
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| 4 |
Promoting an office
- |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke |
1814 |
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| 5 |
Scared sleeping
- |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke |
1843 |
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| 6 |
Crazy people talk
- |A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...Read the whole joke |
1967 |
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| 7 |
Solving a problem
- |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t...Read the whole joke |
1930 |
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| 8 |
How much for all night?
- |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
1749 |
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| 9 |
Loud, mad, or sad
- |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
2077 |
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| 10 |
Low self-esteem
- |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
1902 |
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| 11 |
Trouble sleeping
- |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
1990 |
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| 12 |
Get me an ambulence now
- |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
1930 |
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| 13 |
Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
1812 |
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| 14 |
I think I need a pair of glasses
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
1968 |
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| 15 |
I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
2061 |
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| 16 |
Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
3471 |
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| 17 |
Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
1920 |
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| 18 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
1807 |
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| 19 |
Driving exams worry me
- |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
1832 |
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| 20 |
You're in great health
- |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
1996 |
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| 21 |
What is your problem?
- |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
1792 |
|
| 22 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
- |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
1837 |
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| 23 |
Does it hurt when you do this?
- |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
1956 |
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| 24 |
We are the best of friends
- |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
1982 |
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| 25 |
I'm gaining weight doctor
- |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
1816 |
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| 26 |
My wife is beating me
- |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
1829 |
|
| 27 |
The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
1948 |
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