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Doctor Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What should I do then? - \|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke	929
2	Is she feeling any better? - \|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke	939
3	I have good news and bad news - \|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke	1110
4	Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke	936
5	Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke	1020
6	Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke	950
7	Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke	893
8	Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke	961
9	Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke	905
10	Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke	1002
11	Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke	911
12	Why did the nurse go to art school? - Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke	899
13	College - It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke	926
14	Jelly - I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke	1057
15	Birth Control - An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke	921
16	Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke	946
17	Waiting Room - I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke	1158
18	Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke	1203
19	Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke	898
20	Professional Courtesy? - A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke	973
21	How to Argue the Price of a Screw - A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke	1111
22	Pete - Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke	937
23	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	1030
24	College Physics - A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke	1007

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Doctor, should I file my nails? - \|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3547
2	I often feel guilty - \|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2360
3	Loud, mad, or sad - \|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2263
4	Trouble sleeping - \|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2167
5	Doctors meeting - \|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2162

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