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Title |
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| 1 |
What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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| 2 |
Is she feeling any better?
- |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
887 |
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| 3 |
I have good news and bad news
- |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
1038 |
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| 4 |
Doctor's Notes 8
- A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke |
864 |
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| 5 |
Doctor's Notes 7
- A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
951 |
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| 6 |
Doctor's Notes 6
- I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
878 |
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| 7 |
Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
820 |
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| 8 |
Doctor's Notes 4
- I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke |
883 |
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| 9 |
Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
846 |
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| 10 |
Doctor's Notes 2
- At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
917 |
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| 11 |
Doctor's Notes 1
- A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
840 |
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| 12 |
Why did the nurse go to art school?
- Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke |
843 |
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| 13 |
College
- It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
861 |
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| 14 |
Jelly
- I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke |
973 |
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| 15 |
Birth Control
- An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke |
853 |
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| 16 |
Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
877 |
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| 17 |
Waiting Room
- I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke |
1069 |
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| 18 |
Dentist
- Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
1028 |
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| 19 |
Diseases
- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
837 |
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| 20 |
Professional Courtesy?
- A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke |
903 |
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| 21 |
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
- A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke |
1038 |
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| 22 |
Pete
- Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke |
862 |
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| 23 |
Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke |
962 |
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| 24 |
College Physics
- A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke |
926 |
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