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What should I do then? - |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
654 |
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2 |
Is she feeling any better? - |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
685 |
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3 |
I have good news and bad news - |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
821 |
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4 |
Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke |
648 |
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5 |
Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
745 |
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6 |
Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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7 |
Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
609 |
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8 |
Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke |
674 |
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9 |
Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
648 |
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10 |
Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
713 |
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11 |
Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
640 |
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12 |
Why did the nurse go to art school? - Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke |
610 |
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13 |
College - It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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14 |
Jelly - I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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15 |
Birth Control - An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke |
643 |
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16 |
Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
668 |
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17 |
Waiting Room - I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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18 |
Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
668 |
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19 |
Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
636 |
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20 |
Professional Courtesy? - A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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21 |
How to Argue the Price of a Screw - A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke |
822 |
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22 |
Pete - Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke |
645 |
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23 |
Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke |
750 |
 |
24 |
College Physics - A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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