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Title |
Hits |
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1 |
I often feel guilty - |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke |
1407 |
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2 |
Better relationship - |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...Read the whole joke |
1332 |
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3 |
Doctors meeting - |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
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4 |
Promoting an office - |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
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5 |
Scared sleeping - |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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6 |
Crazy people talk - |A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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7 |
Solving a problem - |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
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8 |
How much for all night? - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
1188 |
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9 |
Loud, mad, or sad - |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
1338 |
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10 |
Low self-esteem - |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
1299 |
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11 |
Trouble sleeping - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
1264 |
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12 |
Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
1319 |
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13 |
Put me into a fighting mood - |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
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14 |
I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
1268 |
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15 |
I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
1416 |
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16 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
2410 |
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17 |
Problems remembering - |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
1328 |
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18 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
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19 |
Driving exams worry me - |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
1220 |
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20 |
You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
1393 |
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21 |
What is your problem? - |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
1207 |
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22 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? - |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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23 |
Does it hurt when you do this? - |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
1235 |
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24 |
We are the best of friends - |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
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25 |
I'm gaining weight doctor - |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
1218 |
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26 |
My wife is beating me - |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
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27 |
The bad and the worse news - |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
1216 |
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