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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	glow worm unhappy - \|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke	671
2	A maggot with attitude! - \|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke	666
3	Strawberry and tarantula jelly! - \|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke	696
4	Paddy long legs! - \|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...Read the whole joke	685
5	Darn it! - \|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke	636
6	Four anti road protesters? - \|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke	681
7	A spinning wheel! - \|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...Read the whole joke	748
8	Why are spiders like tops? - \|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke	678
9	tarantula with a rose? - \|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke	693
10	Your spinning me a yarn here! - \|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke	682
11	The newly web game! - \|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke	792
12	chef found a daddy long legs - \|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke	708
13	come to the webbing - \|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke	725
14	cross a spider and an elephant - \|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke	670
15	Spin doctors! - \|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke	604
16	Spiders! - \|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke	651
17	How do you spot a modern spider? - \|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke	674
18	They have webbed feet! - \|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke	683
19	ride it to hospital! - \|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke	629
20	He goes up the wall! - \|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke	662
21	Why did the spider buy a car? - \|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke	665
22	Why is the snail the strongest animal? - \|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke	693
23	Where do you find giant snails? - \|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke	623
24	They use snail varnish! - \|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke	692
25	School dinners come on a plate! - \|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke	729
26	Leave them to slug it out! - \|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke	719
27	slugs leave a trail - \|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke	674

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1939
2	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1376
3	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1354
4	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1301
5	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1298

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