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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 glow worm unhappy
- |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke
314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A maggot with attitude!
- |What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
- |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Paddy long legs!
- |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Darn it!
- |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke
271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Four anti road protesters?
- |What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke
338 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A spinning wheel!
- |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...Read the whole joke
386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why are spiders like tops?
- |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 tarantula with a rose?
- |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Your spinning me a yarn here!
- |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The newly web game!
- |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke
419 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 cross a spider and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke
252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 They have webbed feet!
- |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke
336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 ride it to hospital!
- |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke
282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 He goes up the wall!
- |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Where do you find giant snails?
- |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke
289 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 They use snail varnish!
- |How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 School dinners come on a plate!
- |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1332 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 784 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 732 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 727 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 719 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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