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Kids Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 A toad with a machine gun!
- |What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!...Read the whole joke
545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A lost frog!
- |What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke
539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Star Warts!
- |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke
560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Hot croako!
- |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Finding half an apple!
- |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke
513 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A hoppercraft!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 He bowled long hops!
- |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!...Read the whole joke
540 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 stamp out forest fires!
- |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke
520 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 When it's becing toad!
- |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke
581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Croaka-cola!
- |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke
543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The Brit Awarts!
- |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!...Read the whole joke
571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why did the lizard go on a diet?
- |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke
522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A frog with hiccups!
- |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
529 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Swamp Lake!
- |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
- |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 He was un hoppy!
- |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Kermit the Frog
- |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke
547 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Froglights!
- |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke
548 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A bullfrog!
- |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Where do frogs keep their money?
- |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A golf blooded reptile!
- |What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A croaker spaniel!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke
564 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A croakus!
- |What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke
548 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How do frogs die?
- |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke
557 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 They sit eggsaminations!
- |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke
632 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 The Lizard of Oz!
- |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke
528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 headmasters and bullfrogs
- |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke
526 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1653 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1104 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1075 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1040 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1038 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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