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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	A toad with a machine gun! - \|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!...Read the whole joke	682
2	A lost frog! - \|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke	685
3	Star Warts! - \|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke	712
4	Hot croako! - \|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke	673
5	Finding half an apple! - \|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke	676
6	A hoppercraft! - \|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke	664
7	He bowled long hops! - \|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!...Read the whole joke	711
8	stamp out forest fires! - \|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke	676
9	When it's becing toad! - \|When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke	725
10	Croaka-cola! - \|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke	724
11	The Brit Awarts! - \|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!...Read the whole joke	725
12	Why did the lizard go on a diet? - \|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke	666
13	A frog with hiccups! - \|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke	668
14	Swamp Lake! - \|What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke	677
15	Why is a frog luckier than a cat? - \|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke	674
16	He was un hoppy! - \|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke	675
17	Kermit the Frog - \|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke	694
18	Froglights! - \|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke	696
19	A bullfrog! - \|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke	683
20	Where do frogs keep their money? - \|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke	681
21	A golf blooded reptile! - \|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke	735
22	A croaker spaniel! - \|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke	704
23	A croakus! - \|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke	698
24	How do frogs die? - \|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke	703
25	They sit eggsaminations! - \|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke	782
26	The Lizard of Oz! - \|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke	682
27	headmasters and bullfrogs - \|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke	674

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1939
2	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1375
3	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1353
4	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1300
5	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1298

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