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Kids Jokes

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1 Bird jokes 05
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...Read the whole joke
623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Bird jokes 04
- |Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygne...Read the whole joke
718 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Bird jokes 03
- |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Bird jokes 02
- |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke
653 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Bird jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...Read the whole joke
664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Bee jokes 05
- |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: W...Read the whole joke
699 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Bee jokes 04
- |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their ...Read the whole joke
610 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Bee jokes 03
- |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes alo...Read the whole joke
743 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Bee jokes 02
- |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in bla...Read the whole joke
686 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Bee jokes 01
- |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke
653 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Bear jokes 02
- |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hol...Read the whole joke
704 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Bear jokes 01
- |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've b...Read the whole joke
705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Ant jokes 03
- |Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!W...Read the whole joke
660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Ant jokes 02
- |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant ...Read the whole joke
650 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Ant jokes 01
- |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What d...Read the whole joke
690 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1940 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1354 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1298 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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