What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu!What is the biggest ant in the world?An elephant!Why don't anteaters get sick?Because they are full of antibodies!What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?An independant!