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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Elephant jokes 05 - \|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...Read the whole joke	695
2	Elephant jokes 04 - \|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...Read the whole joke	645
3	Elephant jokes 03 - \|What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...Read the whole joke	654
4	Elephant jokes 02 - \|What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...Read the whole joke	598
5	Elephant jokes 01 - \|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...Read the whole joke	587
6	Dog jokes 08 - \|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...Read the whole joke	611
7	Dog jokes 07 - \|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What...Read the whole joke	592
8	Dog jokes 06 - \|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dog...Read the whole joke	641
9	Dog jokes 05 - \|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a ...Read the whole joke	628
10	Dog jokes 04 - \|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q:...Read the whole joke	611
11	Dog jokes 03 - \|Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big...Read the whole joke	704
12	Dog jokes 02 - \|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...Read the whole joke	637
13	Dog jokes 01 - \|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor...Read the whole joke	677
14	Chicken jokes 03 - \|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...Read the whole joke	591
15	Chicken jokes 02 - \|Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chick...Read the whole joke	628
16	Chicken jokes 01 - \|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...Read the whole joke	612
17	Centipede jokes - \|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...Read the whole joke	605
18	Caterpillar jokes - \|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...Read the whole joke	637
19	Cat jokes 09 - \|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke	602
20	Cat jokes 08 - \|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke	616
21	Cat jokes 07 - \|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the ...Read the whole joke	673
22	Cat jokes 06 - \|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind...Read the whole joke	605
23	Cat jokes 05 - \|Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...Read the whole joke	620
24	Cat jokes 04 - \|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...Read the whole joke	711
25	Cat jokes 03 - \|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...Read the whole joke	657
26	Cat jokes 02 - \|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...Read the whole joke	868
27	Cat jokes 01 - \|Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...Read the whole joke	600

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1839
2	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1282
3	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1264
4	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1219
5	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1215

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