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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?A: A terrified postman!Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!Q: What is a dogs favorite flower?A: Anything in your garden!Q: What dog wears contact lenses?A: A cock-eyed spaniel!Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?A: Collecting fleas!Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?A: That hit the spots!Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
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