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Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?A: Frostbite!Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' Q: What is lion's favorite food?A: Baked beings!
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