Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?A: A plain clothes police dog!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?A: Rid of the dog!Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?A: A computer with a lot of bites!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?A: A sheep that can round itself up!
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