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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?A: The bombshell!Q: What does an alarm cluck say?A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!" Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!Q: How long do chickens work?A: Around the cluck!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasn't chicken!Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
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