Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?A: Because he has sandy claws!Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?A: Frostbite!Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?A: Chocolate mousse!
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