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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
- Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke
377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke
448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
- Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke
451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke
471 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
- While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke
340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
- A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke
305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
- Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke
463 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke
455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
- Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Everybody's doing it
- This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
- Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke
398 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke
440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke
318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke
496 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke
392 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 I was walking down an alley last night...
- I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke
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20 Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
- Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
- Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke
355 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
- Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke
336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Santas Diversion
- Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke
313 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
Situations 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
Situations 869 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
Situations 867 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 804 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 802 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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