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Situations

#	Title	Hits
1	A woman went to the bar with a black eye... - A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke	691
2	Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar... - Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke	753
3	A little girl was playing up a tree near a church... - A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke	815
4	Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed... - Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke	832
5	A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke	837
6	While enjoying a drink with a mate one night... - While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke	720
7	A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke	650
8	Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut... - Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke	847
9	The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke	799
10	A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke	704
11	Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's... - Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke	677
12	Everybody's doing it - This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke	821
13	Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon... - Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke	743
14	A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant... - A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke	710
15	A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke	802
16	A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke	670
17	This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke	853
18	Put it to a good use - The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke	737
19	I was walking down an alley last night... - I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke	705
20	Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to... - Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke	672
21	The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke	750
22	Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up... - Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke	678
23	Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911... - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke	740
24	The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was... - The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke	650
25	Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show... - Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke	713
26	Santas Diversion - Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke	732
27	A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke	673

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	Situations	1503
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	Situations	1469
3	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	Situations	1445
4	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	1413
5	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	1386

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