| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke |
637 |
 |
| 2 |
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
- Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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| 3 |
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke |
764 |
|
| 4 |
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
- Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke |
772 |
|
| 5 |
A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke |
785 |
|
| 6 |
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
- While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 7 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
- A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
599 |
|
| 8 |
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
- Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke |
795 |
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| 9 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
745 |
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| 10 |
A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
648 |
|
| 11 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
- Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
626 |
|
| 12 |
Everybody's doing it
- This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
766 |
|
| 13 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
- Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
694 |
|
| 14 |
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
642 |
|
| 15 |
A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
749 |
|
| 16 |
A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
617 |
|
| 17 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
801 |
|
| 18 |
Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
682 |
|
| 19 |
I was walking down an alley last night...
- I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke |
655 |
|
| 20 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
- Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
617 |
|
| 21 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
694 |
|
| 22 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
- Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
621 |
|
| 23 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
678 |
|
| 24 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
597 |
|
| 25 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
- Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
655 |
|
| 26 |
Santas Diversion
- Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
680 |
|
| 27 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
616 |
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