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Situations

#	Title	Hits
1	Ouch - "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke	669
2	Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke	885
3	A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar... - A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke	691
4	A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge... - A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke	689
5	A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke	699
6	A man stops by a diner at noon... - A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke	740
7	Kind of awkward - A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...Read the whole joke	809
8	There were three men who were lost in the forest... - There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke	668
9	Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner... - Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...Read the whole joke	795
10	A man walks into a jewellers shop... - A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke	701
11	Mary was having an affair during the day while... - Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...Read the whole joke	719
12	The barber was finishing a haircut... - The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke	707
13	In the midst of a veritable downpour... - In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change ...Read the whole joke	673
14	A construction worker was whistling... - A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke	756
15	In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop... - In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...Read the whole joke	723
16	A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow... - A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke	717
17	There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari... - There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke	615
18	Peanuts - Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching...Read the whole joke	801
19	Doing the Dishes - A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough m...Read the whole joke	882
20	A dubious remedy - A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke	650
21	A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel... - A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke	844
22	Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day... - Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke	689
23	Like to screw? - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...Read the whole joke	784
24	A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy... - A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...Read the whole joke	792
25	Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars... - Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke	764
26	Playtonic relationship - A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke	684
27	The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum... - The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke	865

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	Situations	1577
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	Situations	1535
3	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	Situations	1515
4	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	1481
5	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	1456

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