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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 Ouch
- "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke
389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke
604 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke
394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke
414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A man stops by a diner at noon...
- A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke
454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Kind of awkward
- A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 There were three men who were lost in the forest...
- There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke
383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
- Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A man walks into a jewellers shop...
- A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke
418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Mary was having an affair during the day while...
- Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The barber was finishing a haircut...
- The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke
428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 In the midst of a veritable downpour...
- In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change ...Read the whole joke
366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
- In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
- A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
- There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Peanuts
- Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching...Read the whole joke
475 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Doing the Dishes
- A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough m...Read the whole joke
598 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A dubious remedy
- A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke
382 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
- A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke
500 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
- Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke
407 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Like to screw?
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...Read the whole joke
490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
- A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...Read the whole joke
505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
- Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke
448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Playtonic relationship
- A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke
394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
- The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke
543 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
Situations 1109 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
Situations 1081 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
Situations 1056 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 1005 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 998 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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