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Situations

#	Title	Hits
1	The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke	700
2	A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke	819
3	This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... - This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke	794
4	A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke	725
5	A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke	728
6	Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... - Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke	771
7	A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke	855
8	Jewish fly - A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke	806
9	Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... - Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke	681
10	Reading time - A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke	768
11	A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke	752
12	Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south... - Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke	784
13	Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary... - Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke	752
14	A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke	823
15	A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke	859
16	Cop coming upon a young couple making out... - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke	786
17	An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they... - An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke	735
18	Two men were walking through the woods when... - Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke	893
19	Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke	804
20	A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke	817
21	A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke	821
22	The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke	703
23	The other day my house caught fire... - The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke	771
24	Ten pounds of pride - A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke	803
25	Is this her first?.. - A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke	889
26	First Aid Course - When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke	673
27	A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet... - A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke	737

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	Situations	1577
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	Situations	1535
3	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	Situations	1515
4	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	1481
5	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	1456

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