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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 The people are waiting
- Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke
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2 A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke
405 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
- This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke
361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A woman strode angrily into the large...
- A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke
301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
- Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke
388 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
- A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke
441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Jewish fly
- A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke
411 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
- Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Reading time
- A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke
381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke
375 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
- Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke
390 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
- Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke
421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke
401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke
356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Two men were walking through the woods when...
- Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Make my own bed
- Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke
413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke
410 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke
429 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke
380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke
411 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke
489 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 First Aid Course
- When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
Situations 914 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
Situations 877 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
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4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
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5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 811 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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