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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke
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2 A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
- A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke
313 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
- Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke
310 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man spoke frantically into the phone...
- A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 This young lady, a flighty young thing...
- This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...Read the whole joke
462 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
- Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...Read the whole joke
469 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Spell it
- Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A rookie police officer was assigned...
- A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke
479 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
- A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke
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10 Doing the right thing
- Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The Barber Shop
- The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke
361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
- A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 I HAD A BAD DAY
- I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...Read the whole joke
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14 A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke
409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A perfect choice
- A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke
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16 A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke
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17 Discovering too late that a...
- Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Hair spray
- A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 You tell me!
- A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Embarrassing moments
- Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke
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21 A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
- A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke
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22 A closer call
- The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Stolen Car
- Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Young Mans Big Mouth
- The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke
409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 On a cross-country bus trip...
- On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...Read the whole joke
446 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 On a very cold winter night...
- On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke
352 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke
292 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
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2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
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3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
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4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
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5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
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