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Situations

#	Title	Hits
1	A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke	732
2	A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke	780
3	Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town... - Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke	753
4	A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke	738
5	This young lady, a flighty young thing... - This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...Read the whole joke	889
6	Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her... - Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...Read the whole joke	875
7	Spell it - Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: cough N...Read the whole joke	818
8	A rookie police officer was assigned... - A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke	906
9	A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke	709
10	Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke	743
11	The Barber Shop - The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke	752
12	A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy... - A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke	759
13	I HAD A BAD DAY - I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...Read the whole joke	803
14	A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke	824
15	A perfect choice - A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke	807
16	A group of third, fourth and fifth graders... - A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke	814
17	Discovering too late that a... - Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...Read the whole joke	798
18	Hair spray - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...Read the whole joke	732
19	You tell me! - A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...Read the whole joke	784
20	Embarrassing moments - Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke	783
21	A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke	903
22	A closer call - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke	737
23	Stolen Car - Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke	720
24	The Young Mans Big Mouth - The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke	812
25	On a cross-country bus trip... - On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...Read the whole joke	832
26	On a very cold winter night... - On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke	759
27	A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke	711

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	Situations	1578
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	Situations	1539
3	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	Situations	1516
4	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	1482
5	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	1458

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