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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
DOUBLE VODKA
- DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." ...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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| 2 |
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking...
- Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who i...Read the whole joke |
754 |
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| 3 |
Coming out
- A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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| 4 |
First illegal, then legal, then...
- A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...Read the whole joke |
624 |
|
| 5 |
Gay banter
- More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 6 |
If you cloned Henry IV...
- If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?...Read the whole joke |
645 |
|
| 7 |
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...
- What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke |
698 |
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| 8 |
An academic problem
- An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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| 9 |
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's...
- If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...Read the whole joke |
662 |
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| 10 |
If for every rule there is an exception...
- If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke |
807 |
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| 11 |
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method...
- "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...Read the whole joke |
721 |
|
| 12 |
Three engineering students were gathered together...
- Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 13 |
Handy guide to modern science
- Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...Read the whole joke |
677 |
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| 14 |
Buffalo analogy
- A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...Read the whole joke |
656 |
|
| 15 |
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
- Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 16 |
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
- The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke |
706 |
|
| 17 |
New scientific theories VI
- New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...Read the whole joke |
690 |
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| 18 |
New scientific theories V
- New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...Read the whole joke |
663 |
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| 19 |
New scientific thoeries IV
- New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 20 |
New scientific theories III
- New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...Read the whole joke |
660 |
|
| 21 |
New scientific theories II
- New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...Read the whole joke |
688 |
|
| 22 |
New scientific theories I
- New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...Read the whole joke |
649 |
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| 23 |
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...
- scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...Read the whole joke |
769 |
|
| 24 |
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin...
- Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...Read the whole joke |
701 |
|
| 25 |
Technical Night Before Christmas
- Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the a...Read the whole joke |
658 |
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| 26 |
Save the Yeasts
- Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKE...Read the whole joke |
620 |
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| 27 |
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
- A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hew...Read the whole joke |
616 |
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