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Science Jokes

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1 DOUBLE VODKA
- DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." ...Read the whole joke
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2 Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking...
- Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who i...Read the whole joke
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3 Coming out
- A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke
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4 First illegal, then legal, then...
- A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...Read the whole joke
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5 Gay banter
- More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 If you cloned Henry IV...
- If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?...Read the whole joke
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7 What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...
- What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke
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8 An academic problem
- An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...Read the whole joke
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9 If a tree falls in the forest, and there's...
- If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...Read the whole joke
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10 If for every rule there is an exception...
- If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke
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11 Marine biology researchers have developed a new method...
- "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...Read the whole joke
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12 Three engineering students were gathered together...
- Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...Read the whole joke
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13 Handy guide to modern science
- Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...Read the whole joke
342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Buffalo analogy
- A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...Read the whole joke
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15 How do you embarrass an archeologist?
- Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...Read the whole joke
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16 The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
- The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 New scientific theories VI
- New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...Read the whole joke
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18 New scientific theories V
- New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...Read the whole joke
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19 New scientific thoeries IV
- New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...Read the whole joke
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20 New scientific theories III
- New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...Read the whole joke
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21 New scientific theories II
- New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...Read the whole joke
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22 New scientific theories I
- New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...Read the whole joke
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23 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...
- scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...Read the whole joke
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24 Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin...
- Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...Read the whole joke
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25 Technical Night Before Christmas
- Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the a...Read the whole joke
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26 Save the Yeasts
- Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKE...Read the whole joke
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27 A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
- A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hew...Read the whole joke
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1 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1532 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1097 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
- How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 889 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
- Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke
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5 What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
- What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke
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