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Animal World

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1 A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke
373 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke
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3 A robber was robbing a house...
- A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke
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4 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
- There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke
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5 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke
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7 Footless Parrot
- Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke
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8 German Shepard on Golf Course
- German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke
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9 A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke
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10 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke
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11 Pray hard
- A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke
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12 Punishment that fits the crime
- Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke
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13 A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke
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14 A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke
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15 A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke
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16 Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
- Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke
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17 The best book on elephants
- The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke
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18 How to Catch a White Elephant
- How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke
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19 Elephants IX
- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke
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20 Elephants VIII
- What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke
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21 Elephants VII
- What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke
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22 Elephants VI
- How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke
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23 Elephants V
- Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke
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24 Elephants IV
- How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke
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25 Elephants III
- How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke
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26 Elephants II
- What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke
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27 Elephants
- How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke
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1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1484 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1021 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
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