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Animal World

#	Title	Hits
1	A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke	771
2	Three mice are sitting in a bar talking... - Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke	833
3	A robber was robbing a house... - A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke	699
4	There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke	670
5	THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke	742
6	A dangerous job - This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke	751
7	Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke	691
8	German Shepard on Golf Course - German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke	760
9	A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke	772
10	A police officer came upon a terrible wreck... - A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke	715
11	Pray hard - A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke	674
12	Punishment that fits the crime - Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke	789
13	A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke	833
14	A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke	837
15	A miserable rooster - A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke	821
16	Top 15 Household Pet Dishes - Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke	714
17	The best book on elephants - The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke	708
18	How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke	736
19	Elephants IX - Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke	725
20	Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke	640
21	Elephants VII - What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke	716
22	Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke	699
23	Elephants V - Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke	727
24	Elephants IV - How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke	754
25	Elephants III - How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke	773
26	Elephants II - What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke	812
27	Elephants - How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke	661

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2336
2	The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1687
3	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1626
4	Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1623
5	Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1614

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