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Animal World

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1 What are 3 problems about being an egg?
- What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke
421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
- An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke
362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke
356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
- Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke
279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke
410 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The essential difference
- One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke
289 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A talking horse
- A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke
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10 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke
301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
- Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke
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14 I like monkeys
- This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke
437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What's green and has wheels?
- What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Two cows were talking in the field one day...
- Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke
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17 There were two cows in a paddock...
- There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke
417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke
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19 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke
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20 Nice, but rough
- An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke
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21 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke
407 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 How do you make a cat drink?
- How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke
281 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke
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24 What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke
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25 A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke
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26 What's brown and crispy on the outside...
- What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke
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27 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
- Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke
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1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1515 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1034 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 972 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 953 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
Animal World 894 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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