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Title |
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What are 3 problems about being an egg? - What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke |
846 |
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2 |
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft... - An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke |
750 |
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3 |
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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4 |
A lusty camel - A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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5 |
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? - Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke |
691 |
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6 |
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office... - A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke |
845 |
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7 |
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel... - A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke |
824 |
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8 |
The essential difference - One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke |
672 |
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9 |
A talking horse - A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke |
812 |
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10 |
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet... - A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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11 |
Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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12 |
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly... - Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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13 |
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly... - A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke |
904 |
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14 |
I like monkeys - This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke |
836 |
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15 |
What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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16 |
Two cows were talking in the field one day... - Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke |
784 |
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17 |
There were two cows in a paddock... - There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke |
815 |
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18 |
A fair warning - Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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19 |
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance... - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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20 |
Nice, but rough - An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke |
748 |
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21 |
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing... - An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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22 |
How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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23 |
A horse walks into a bar... - A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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24 |
What came first, the chicken or the egg? - What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke |
767 |
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25 |
A man running a little behind schedule arrives... - A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke |
819 |
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26 |
What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke |
819 |
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27 |
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke |
659 |
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