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Animal World

#	Title	Hits
1	Bying a horse - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke	758
2	Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? - Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke	635
3	The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order... - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke	697
4	Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke	658
5	What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke	718
6	There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam... - There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke	749
7	A gruesome murder - A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke	675
8	A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo... - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke	724
9	Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine - This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke	731
10	Snake joke - First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke	657
11	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke	790
12	Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke	704
13	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke	822
14	What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke	695
15	What has two legs and bleeds? - What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke	676
16	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke	670
17	Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts... - Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...Read the whole joke	897
18	Two men were walking along the street when... - Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sur...Read the whole joke	670
19	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke	636
20	One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost... - One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find...Read the whole joke	657
21	How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? - How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke	715
22	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke	895
23	What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? - What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke	669
24	If I have a rooster and you have a donkey... - If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke	754
25	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke	717
26	A New York boy was being led through the swamps... - A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke	789
27	A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... - A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke	757

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2337
2	The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1688
3	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1626
4	Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1624
5	Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1615

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