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Animal World

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1 Bying a horse
- This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke
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2 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
- Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke
249 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke
283 Rating:3 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
- Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke
261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
- What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke
328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
- There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke
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7 A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke
272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke
311 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
- This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke
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10 Snake joke
- First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke
273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How do you catch a polar bear?
- How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke
374 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke
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13 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke
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14 What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
- What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke
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15 What has two legs and bleeds?
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke
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16 Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke
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17 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
- Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...Read the whole joke
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18 Two men were walking along the street when...
- Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sur...Read the whole joke
276 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke
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20 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
- One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find...Read the whole joke
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21 How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
- How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke
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22 What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke
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23 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
- What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke
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24 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
- If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke
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25 Good business
- Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke
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26 A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke
368 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1483 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1020 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 957 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
Animal World 881 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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