| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems...
- Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke |
813 |
 |
| 2 |
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador...
- At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...Read the whole joke |
798 |
|
| 3 |
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant...
- Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine a...Read the whole joke |
866 |
|
| 4 |
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of...
- Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thec...Read the whole joke |
904 |
|
| 5 |
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke |
931 |
|
| 6 |
War ad
- Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...Read the whole joke |
841 |
|
| 7 |
News war
- Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four ...Read the whole joke |
811 |
|
| 8 |
What will communism be like when perfected?
- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....Read the whole joke |
893 |
|
| 9 |
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"
- Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...Read the whole joke |
1020 |
|
| 10 |
Book shelf
- Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...Read the whole joke |
801 |
|
| 11 |
In the land of Oz
- Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a...Read the whole joke |
838 |
|
| 12 |
A tourist from the United States of America...
- A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that th...Read the whole joke |
1023 |
|
| 13 |
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the...
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...Read the whole joke |
940 |
|
| 14 |
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
- Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...Read the whole joke |
853 |
|
| 15 |
Bad news and awful news
- One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything w...Read the whole joke |
968 |
|
| 16 |
Who will you choose?
- It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...Read the whole joke |
1031 |
|
| 17 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? -- Sign of our times
- Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...Read the whole joke |
913 |
|
| 18 |
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch...
- Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...Read the whole joke |
969 |
|
| 19 |
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
- Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...Read the whole joke |
853 |
|
| 20 |
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke |
2031 |
|
| 21 |
During a recent publicity outing...
- During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke |
885 |
|
| 22 |
A political man to a woman...
- A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunat...Read the whole joke |
825 |
|
| 23 |
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...
- A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," ar...Read the whole joke |
944 |
|
| 24 |
News from Washington
- WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...Read the whole joke |
834 |
|
| 25 |
One day there were these three boys walking down...
- One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HEL...Read the whole joke |
891 |
|
| 26 |
Why is the government like a prostitute?
- Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed...Read the whole joke |
902 |
|
| 27 |
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked...
- A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton....Read the whole joke |
861 |
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