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Politics Jokes

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1 Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems...
- Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke
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2 At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador...
- At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...Read the whole joke
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3 Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant...
- Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine a...Read the whole joke
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4 Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of...
- Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thec...Read the whole joke
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5 What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke
361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 War ad
- Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...Read the whole joke
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7 News war
- Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four ...Read the whole joke
247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What will communism be like when perfected?
- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"
- Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...Read the whole joke
431 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Book shelf
- Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...Read the whole joke
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11 In the land of Oz
- Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a...Read the whole joke
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12 A tourist from the United States of America...
- A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that th...Read the whole joke
458 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A bus filled with politicians was driving through the...
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...Read the whole joke
361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
- Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...Read the whole joke
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15 Bad news and awful news
- One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything w...Read the whole joke
394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Who will you choose?
- It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...Read the whole joke
448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Why did the chicken cross the road? -- Sign of our times
- Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch...
- Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
- Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...Read the whole joke
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20 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke
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21 During a recent publicity outing...
- During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke
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22 A political man to a woman...
- A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunat...Read the whole joke
235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...
- A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," ar...Read the whole joke
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24 News from Washington
- WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...Read the whole joke
259 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 One day there were these three boys walking down...
- One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HEL...Read the whole joke
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26 Why is the government like a prostitute?
- Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed...Read the whole joke
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27 A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked...
- A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 980 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 844 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 821 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 805 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 793 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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