At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because you never know if it willhit you on the front or on the back side.The wife of Chirac says in France you call it acurtain, because it goes down after the act.With great resignation, the wife of Clinton saysin the USA you call it a rumor, because itgoes from mouth to mouth...Sent by Igor