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| 1 |
A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
761 |
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| 2 |
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke |
617 |
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| 3 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
578 |
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| 4 |
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
675 |
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| 5 |
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
584 |
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| 6 |
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
- THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke |
628 |
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| 7 |
Computer Ease!
- Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke |
599 |
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| 8 |
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
- TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 9 |
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
- Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...Read the whole joke |
625 |
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| 10 |
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
- TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke |
682 |
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| 11 |
The hunting season
- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke |
608 |
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| 12 |
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke |
616 |
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| 13 |
Microsoft Market Penetration
- Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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| 14 |
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
- Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke |
635 |
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| 15 |
Is Windows a Virus?
- Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke |
648 |
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| 16 |
Virus Alert
- Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke |
777 |
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| 17 |
USENET Parody
- USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke |
593 |
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| 18 |
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 19 |
Software Development Process
- Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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| 20 |
Definition of Programmer
- Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 21 |
Befuddled PC Users...
- Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic Fro...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 22 |
PC Manifesto V3.0
- The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and...Read the whole joke |
656 |
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| 23 |
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
- The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 24 |
Millennia Year Application Software System
- Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-w...Read the whole joke |
691 |
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| 25 |
The Story of Micro and Mini
- The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...Read the whole joke |
624 |
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| 26 |
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
- Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide ...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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| 27 |
Human DNA Code (C) God
- God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke |
599 |
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