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Computers Jokes

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1 A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke
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2 IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke
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3 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke
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4 A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke
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5 Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke
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6 THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
- THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke
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7 Computer Ease!
- Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke
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8 TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
- TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke
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9 Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
- Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...Read the whole joke
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10 Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
- TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke
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11 The hunting season
- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke
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12 A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke
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13 Microsoft Market Penetration
- Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke
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14 Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
- Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke
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15 Is Windows a Virus?
- Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke
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16 Virus Alert
- Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke
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17 USENET Parody
- USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke
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18 A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke
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19 Software Development Process
- Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...Read the whole joke
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20 Definition of Programmer
- Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...Read the whole joke
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21 Befuddled PC Users...
- Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic Fro...Read the whole joke
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22 PC Manifesto V3.0
- The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and...Read the whole joke
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23 The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
- The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...Read the whole joke
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24 Millennia Year Application Software System
- Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-w...Read the whole joke
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25 The Story of Micro and Mini
- The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...Read the whole joke
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26 Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
- Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide ...Read the whole joke
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27 Human DNA Code (C) God
- God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke
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1 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 1166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 875 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke
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4 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke
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5 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
- Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke
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