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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
761 |
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| 2 |
Question and answer jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
691 |
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| 3 |
Consultation fees
- |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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| 4 |
How Lawyers Do It
- Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it ...Read the whole joke |
822 |
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| 5 |
Brain Store
- A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...Read the whole joke |
858 |
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| 6 |
Lawyer, police man, doctor
- 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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| 7 |
Can't take it with you
- Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 8 |
Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 9 |
So cold
- It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 10 |
Lawyer Sky Diving
- What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 11 |
Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
814 |
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| 12 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer
- Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 13 |
Cement
- Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 14 |
The Godfather
- The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 15 |
Lawyer Statue
- One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
828 |
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| 16 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods
- Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
668 |
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| 17 |
Have a Drink
- Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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| 18 |
Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
668 |
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| 19 |
half of everything
- Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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| 20 |
a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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| 21 |
Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
693 |
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| 22 |
billy's father is a lawyer
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 23 |
Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 24 |
dying woman needs brain
- A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 25 |
5000 dead lawyers
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 26 |
Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
684 |
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| 27 |
Old dying lawyer
- A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
817 |
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