. . : Drunks Jokes, Funny Jokes : : .
. : : Menu : : .


> Joke Categories:
Animal Jokes   Animal World   April Fools Jokes   At Work Jokes   Aviation Jokes   Bar Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Blonds Jokes   Business Jokes   Camping Jokes   Celebrities Jokes   Children Jokes   Christmas Jokes   Clean Jokes   Comedian Jokes   Common Jokes   Computer Jokes   Computers Jokes   Computing Jokes   Dirty Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunks Jokes   Dumb Jokes   Elderly Jokes   Elderly Jokes   Ethnic Jokes   Ethnical Jokes   Farming Jokes   Festival Jokes   Food Jokes   Foreigners   Free Jokes   Funny Jokes   Gender Jokes   Golf Jokes   Instrument Jokes   Irish Jokes   Job/Office Jokes   Kids Jokes   Language Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Legal Jokes   Marriage Jokes   Medicine Jokes   Men Jokes   Men Jokes   Military Jokes   Miscellaneous   Mixed Jokes   Mom/Dad Jokes   Other Jokes   Ouch Jokes   Police Jokes   Political Jokes   Politics Jokes   Practical Jokes   Real Jokes   Red Indian Jokes   Redneck Jokes   Relationships Jokes   Religion Jokes   School Jokes   Science Jokes   More Jokes   Situations   Sport Jokes   Sports Jokes   Stats/Math Jokes   Travel Jokes   Travel Jokes   War Jokes   Women Jokes   Women Jokes   Yo Mama Jokes   Sex Jokes  

Drunks Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
- The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke
278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke
272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Warning labels
- If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke
299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
- Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke
298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
- This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The sex talk
- A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke
279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke
398 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Two friends were out drinking...
- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke
274 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The Eighteen Bottles
- The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke
294 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 897 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
- There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 806 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 801 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 799 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 Sign of drinking problem
- Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 791 Rating:0 | Voted:0

Render: 0.034 Sec ¦ By AhmBay