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Drunks Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke	670
2	The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test... - The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke	660
3	A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke	639
4	Warning labels - If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke	647
5	Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop... - Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke	716
6	This guys is sitting at the end of a bar... - This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke	650
7	The sex talk - A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke	649
8	Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were... - Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke	706
9	At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke	754
10	Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke	713
11	A fellow decides to take off early from work... - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke	721
12	After a long pubcrawl... - After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke	617
13	The Eighteen Bottles - The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke	654

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1472
2	There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk... - There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1395
3	Lost all my luggage - McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1392
4	Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1380
5	Sign of drinking problem - Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1375

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