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Animal Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 King of the Jungle
- Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 elephant sex
- Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke
269 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Moles
- A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke
386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Legion Camel #2
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Legion Camel #1
- A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke
289 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Grape and Elephant
- Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke
271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Got Any Grapes?
- A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Seeing Eye Dog
- A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke
275 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke
895 Rating:0 | Voted:6
11 There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke
278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke
434 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke
363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
3166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
3076 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
3288 Rating:0 | Voted:2
21 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
3155 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
3493 Rating:0 | Voted:10
23 The 2 Hunters
- These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3493 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3288 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3155 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3076 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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