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Title |
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| 1 |
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
- Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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| 2 |
CHOCOLATE
- CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...Read the whole joke |
601 |
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| 3 |
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
- What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 4 |
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One sn...Read the whole joke |
678 |
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| 5 |
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke |
600 |
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| 6 |
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
- Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....Read the whole joke |
631 |
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| 7 |
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
- What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother......Read the whole joke |
572 |
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| 8 |
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
- How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke |
739 |
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| 9 |
What is sicker than sick?
- What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.......Read the whole joke |
581 |
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| 10 |
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
- How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke |
617 |
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| 11 |
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
- What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire....Read the whole joke |
740 |
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| 12 |
How gross is that?
- Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk....Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 13 |
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef....Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 14 |
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
- Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen....Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 15 |
What is black and blue and hates sex?
- What's black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim....Read the whole joke |
656 |
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| 16 |
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
- The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...Read the whole joke |
618 |
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| 17 |
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
- What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed ...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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| 18 |
This day holds a lot of meaning for me...
- This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and...Read the whole joke |
629 |
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| 19 |
Tombstone Epitaph XV
- In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune....Read the whole joke |
701 |
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| 20 |
Tombstone Epitaph X
- The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMar...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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| 21 |
Tombstone Epitaph IX
- Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elev...Read the whole joke |
691 |
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| 22 |
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
- Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place t...Read the whole joke |
633 |
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| 23 |
Tombstone Epitaph VII
- Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...Read the whole joke |
588 |
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| 24 |
Tombstone Epitaph VI
- A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whod...Read the whole joke |
652 |
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| 25 |
Tombstone Epitaph V
- Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyo...Read the whole joke |
560 |
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| 26 |
Tombstone Epitaph IV
- Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon ...Read the whole joke |
660 |
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| 27 |
Tombstone epitaph II
- Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...Read the whole joke |
686 |
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