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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
- What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 2 |
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
- Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to ...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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| 3 |
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...
- Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seat...Read the whole joke |
619 |
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| 4 |
What does ADIDAS stand for?
- What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex....Read the whole joke |
642 |
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| 5 |
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
- Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now ...Read the whole joke |
598 |
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| 6 |
Why do Farts stink?
- Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
592 |
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| 7 |
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
- Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....Read the whole joke |
849 |
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| 8 |
Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke |
591 |
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| 9 |
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
- What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke |
741 |
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| 10 |
Many moons
- There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke |
597 |
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| 11 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
- A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
720 |
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| 12 |
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
- An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke |
604 |
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| 13 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
- The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 14 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
622 |
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| 15 |
What is grosser than gross?
- Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...Read the whole joke |
592 |
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| 16 |
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
- Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke |
670 |
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| 17 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
- What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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| 18 |
On Jeopardy
- On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 19 |
What is your date of birth?
- Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
719 |
|
| 20 |
Voodoo
- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
613 |
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| 21 |
Silence
- Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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| 22 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
636 |
|
| 23 |
What's brown and sticky?
- What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke |
663 |
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| 24 |
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
- Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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| 25 |
There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke |
1435 |
|
| 26 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 27 |
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
- Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke |
612 |
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