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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Tombstone Epitaph I
- Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzek...Read the whole joke |
915 |
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| 2 |
Shoe shopping
- A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...Read the whole joke |
843 |
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| 3 |
A photographer from a well known national magazine...
- A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...Read the whole joke |
889 |
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| 4 |
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
2619 |
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| 5 |
Having the equipment
- A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to rea...Read the whole joke |
987 |
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| 6 |
ne day, this man, Tony, died...
- One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...Read the whole joke |
938 |
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| 7 |
I wrote it!
- There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead. He went in, went up to t...Read the whole joke |
956 |
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| 8 |
The approach of winter
- Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. - It's starting to snow, the first of the season, and the wife and I took our...Read the whole joke |
918 |
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| 9 |
A hot meal
- Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...Read the whole joke |
947 |
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| 10 |
Poor batman!
- A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke |
889 |
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| 11 |
Ru-Ru
- Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...Read the whole joke |
986 |
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| 12 |
One day the different parts of the body...
- One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...Read the whole joke |
1073 |
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| 13 |
That is ONE!
- A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
1113 |
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| 14 |
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...
- 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are ...Read the whole joke |
1107 |
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| 15 |
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
- A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and...Read the whole joke |
1005 |
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| 16 |
The little sexy housewife was built so well...
- The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ever...Read the whole joke |
1051 |
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| 17 |
A great new hearing aid
- John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
950 |
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| 18 |
The meaning of life
- A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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| 19 |
Tough job
- A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke |
1015 |
|
| 20 |
Only in America...
- Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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| 21 |
Totally messed up
- The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last thr...Read the whole joke |
1332 |
|
| 22 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...
- A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
905 |
|
| 23 |
The Letter D Pulls Out
- The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated B...Read the whole joke |
945 |
|
| 24 |
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...Read the whole joke |
1077 |
|
| 25 |
You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics
- You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended ...Read the whole joke |
919 |
|
| 26 |
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...
- Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. Th...Read the whole joke |
907 |
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| 27 |
Making bets
- A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account...Read the whole joke |
869 |
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