| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
If K-Tel sold toasters...
- If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
665 |
 |
| 2 |
If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
1844 |
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| 3 |
If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
676 |
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| 4 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
679 |
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| 5 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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| 6 |
If Sony made toasters...
- If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
692 |
|
| 7 |
If the NSA made toasters...
- If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
626 |
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| 8 |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
- Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke |
662 |
|
| 9 |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...
- There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 10 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
1917 |
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| 11 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
675 |
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| 12 |
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
- How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke |
691 |
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| 13 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke |
639 |
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| 14 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout ev...Read the whole joke |
644 |
|
| 15 |
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...
- What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the othe...Read the whole joke |
670 |
|
| 16 |
Death of Energizer Bunny
- The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six year...Read the whole joke |
830 |
|
| 17 |
Another yamamma...
- Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...Read the whole joke |
654 |
|
| 18 |
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
- Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 19 |
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
- What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan...Read the whole joke |
612 |
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| 20 |
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
- Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their ho...Read the whole joke |
634 |
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| 21 |
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
- What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...Read the whole joke |
685 |
|
| 22 |
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
- What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...Read the whole joke |
711 |
|
| 23 |
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
- Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes....Read the whole joke |
691 |
|
| 24 |
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...
- A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
611 |
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| 25 |
With all the recent talk of cloning...
- With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...Read the whole joke |
643 |
|
| 26 |
How can you identify an blind pirate?
- How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....Read the whole joke |
689 |
|
| 27 |
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
- Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke |
753 |
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