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Title |
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1 |
If K-Tel sold toasters... - If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
704 |
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2 |
If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
1909 |
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3 |
If Timex made toasters... - If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
713 |
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4 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters... - If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
718 |
 |
5 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters... - If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
811 |
 |
6 |
If Sony made toasters... - If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
730 |
 |
7 |
If the NSA made toasters... - If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
660 |
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8 |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation... - Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke |
696 |
 |
9 |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house... - There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke |
827 |
 |
10 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
1977 |
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11 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
708 |
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12 |
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style - How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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13 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke |
678 |
 |
14 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout ev...Read the whole joke |
681 |
 |
15 |
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole... - What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the othe...Read the whole joke |
704 |
 |
16 |
Death of Energizer Bunny - The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six year...Read the whole joke |
868 |
 |
17 |
Another yamamma... - Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...Read the whole joke |
690 |
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18 |
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail? - Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...Read the whole joke |
747 |
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19 |
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over? - What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan...Read the whole joke |
653 |
 |
20 |
Holiday Party Festivity Levels - Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their ho...Read the whole joke |
669 |
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21 |
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" - What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...Read the whole joke |
724 |
 |
22 |
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...Read the whole joke |
748 |
 |
23 |
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away... - Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes....Read the whole joke |
730 |
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24 |
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one... - A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
645 |
 |
25 |
With all the recent talk of cloning... - With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...Read the whole joke |
686 |
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26 |
How can you identify an blind pirate? - How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....Read the whole joke |
726 |
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27 |
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing? - Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke |
791 |
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