| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why cannot Santa have children?
- Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke |
734 |
 |
| 2 |
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
- Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke |
735 |
|
| 3 |
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
- What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke |
701 |
|
| 4 |
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
- What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
736 |
|
| 5 |
A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
- A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke |
853 |
|
| 6 |
What is It?
- What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...Read the whole joke |
706 |
|
| 7 |
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
- Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill....Read the whole joke |
735 |
|
| 8 |
Why do farts smell?
- Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
666 |
|
| 9 |
What is the definition of Agony?
- What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke |
678 |
|
| 10 |
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
- Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke |
700 |
|
| 11 |
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke |
708 |
|
| 12 |
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
- A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke |
817 |
|
| 13 |
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
- Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke |
742 |
|
| 14 |
Dumb Intercourse II
- "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke |
728 |
|
| 15 |
Dumb intercourse
- "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke |
889 |
|
| 16 |
What is blue and sings alone?
- What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
720 |
|
| 17 |
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
- Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke |
682 |
|
| 18 |
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
- Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke |
768 |
|
| 19 |
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
- Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke |
741 |
|
| 20 |
La Machine
- La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....Read the whole joke |
811 |
|
| 21 |
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
- One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke |
768 |
|
| 22 |
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
- When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...Read the whole joke |
742 |
|
| 23 |
There was this little boy who went in the whore house...
- There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 24 |
Now, that is disgusting!
- Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! ...Read the whole joke |
754 |
|
| 25 |
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
724 |
|
| 26 |
A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
- A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...Read the whole joke |
767 |
|
| 27 |
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
- Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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