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Miscellaneous

# Title Hits Rating
1 Why cannot Santa have children?
- Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
- Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke
347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
- What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
- What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
- A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke
447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is It?
- What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
- Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill....Read the whole joke
328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why do farts smell?
- Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What is the definition of Agony?
- What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke
294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
- Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
- A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke
393 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
- Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Dumb Intercourse II
- "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Dumb intercourse
- "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke
507 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What is blue and sings alone?
- What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
- Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
- Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
- Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 La Machine
- La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....Read the whole joke
423 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
- One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke
356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
- When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 There was this little boy who went in the whore house...
- There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke
368 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Now, that is disgusting!
- Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! ...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
- A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
- Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1401 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1334 Rating:9 | Voted:1
3 If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1201 Rating:1 | Voted:1
4 There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 922 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Politically correct seasons greetings
- POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 921 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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