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Children Jokes

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1 Following the sign
- Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Ear
- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke
406 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Gone fishing
- Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke
363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke
380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke
416 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
- Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke
294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Who discovered North America?
- Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A lost skill
- This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke
305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke
274 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
- A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke
293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How old am I?
- A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke
287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Like father like son
- Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke
352 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
- Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke
505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
- Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke
421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
- A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke
337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
- Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
- When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 After putting her children to bed, a mother...
- After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke
458 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
- A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1520 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 887 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 862 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 833 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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