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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
784 |
 |
2 |
Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
820 |
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3 |
Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
768 |
 |
4 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
813 |
 |
5 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
892 |
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6 |
A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
725 |
 |
7 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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8 |
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
683 |
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9 |
Who discovered North America? - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
803 |
 |
10 |
A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
803 |
 |
11 |
A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
723 |
 |
12 |
A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
702 |
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13 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
779 |
 |
14 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
713 |
 |
15 |
How old am I? - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
684 |
 |
16 |
Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
781 |
 |
17 |
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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18 |
Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
758 |
 |
19 |
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
969 |
 |
20 |
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke |
853 |
 |
21 |
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke |
749 |
 |
22 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
805 |
 |
23 |
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
779 |
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24 |
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher... - When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
711 |
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25 |
After putting her children to bed, a mother... - After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke |
882 |
 |
26 |
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner... - A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke |
783 |
 |
27 |
A young boy came home from school and told his mother... - A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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