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Children Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Everything we need
- A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A priest is walking down the street one day when...
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke
389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A poor little girl was begging in the street...
- A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke
267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
- A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do you make a gay baby cry?
- How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass....Read the whole joke
267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Silly superstition
- "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirtee...Read the whole joke
346 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke
283 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke
257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
- Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke
313 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Lick that
- Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke
290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The last words
- A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My ...Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Animal stuttering
- Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon o...Read the whole joke
272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...
- An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you ge...Read the whole joke
321 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
- A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...Read the whole joke
275 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 One day a teacher was teaching religion...
- One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A young female teacher was giving an assignment...
- A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignme...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...
- A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children tha...Read the whole joke
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19 One day a little boy over heard his parents...
- One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...Read the whole joke
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20 In the back woods of Arkansas...
- In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the...Read the whole joke
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21 There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
- There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the bo...Read the whole joke
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22 Homework
- One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learn...Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A clear moral
- One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke
258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...
- The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the studen...Read the whole joke
519 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A lesson in ebonics
- A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke
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26 What are you doing, Tommy?
- Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke
288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...
- Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke
331 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1523 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 887 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 862 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 841 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 834 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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