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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks... - The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...Read the whole joke |
847 |
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2 |
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable... - Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he tu...Read the whole joke |
712 |
 |
3 |
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down... - During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...Read the whole joke |
691 |
 |
4 |
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment... - The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke |
885 |
 |
5 |
A good idea - Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke |
716 |
 |
6 |
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field... - The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...Read the whole joke |
658 |
 |
7 |
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral... - A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...Read the whole joke |
669 |
 |
8 |
From one of Tom Clancy books... - From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (...Read the whole joke |
743 |
 |
9 |
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON - MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...Read the whole joke |
764 |
 |
10 |
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss... - A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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11 |
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands... - There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...Read the whole joke |
801 |
 |
12 |
During the Vietnam war... - During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke |
794 |
 |
13 |
British Military Officer Fitness Reports - British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....Read the whole joke |
704 |
 |
14 |
Two men were boasting to each other... - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
759 |
 |
15 |
A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
785 |
 |
16 |
A young, freshly minted lieutenant... - A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke |
699 |
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